Sunday, May 5, 2013

10 Things That Scare Filthy Regan

  Everyone has their own interpretation of what horror is…everyone has their own fears. A lot of people think that The Tall Man from Phantasm who is 6’ 4” is entirely menacing. 

Well not me Filthy Regan…no way in hell. I could beat that old wrinkly string bean down with a dresser drawer and make him fold like an origami swan and surrender to me and then lick my crusty toes with pure delight any day….I just know it.
 But there are however some things that really make me cringe and create a feeling of sickening horror in my gut, um believe it or not…and here they are:

1. Happy Cinco De Mayo

2.

3. uh the guy on the right.






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5. The thing on the left.
   
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10. There's more than one thing wrong here.
Get it??
 

But yeah on top of all that the love of my evil disgusting putrid life is Manitou who is short in stature yup,

and is one sexy hot Indian beast…so yeah don’t think that anything has to make sense when it comes to Filthy Regan because........ it doesn’t!
 
 Signed,
Filthy Regan
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2 comments:

  1. Singer2015

    9…..OMG

    May 16, 2010

    DeadByDawn

    I know huh…just sick.

    May 16, 2010

    Olla

    eeeeeewwww…. I love this…

    May 16, 2010

    DeadByDawn

    I’m thrilled that you loved it…eeeew.

    May 16, 2010

    hammin8r

    I don’t know those shorts on the left are pretty terrifying. Tie died spandex (shiver)

    May 16, 2010

    DeadByDawn

    Yeah but he’s tall, so he can wear whatever he wants and don’t bother Filthy Regan none.

    May 16, 2010

    WolfDawn

    so, does gimli the dwarf from lord of the rings scare the hell out of you? or the leprachaun from the lucky charms commercials…?

    May 17, 2010

    DeadByDawn

    Nah, they is dwarfs….Regan don’t like the midgets with their little stubby digits. Know what I mean?

    May 18, 2010

    Wolfieee

    Wow,

    May 18, 2010

    DeadByDawn

    Well well well hell, Regan thinks that can mean a lot of things…

    May 18, 2010

    BungleGrind

    i think the tall man should mentor a midget colony.those pictures are great.is number 3 wearing mantyhose? errr….would those be called mini-hose? number 6 reminds me how much i used to enjoy midget wrestling when i was a kid.entertaining on so many levels.

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  2. I think #2 and Basket case should make a porn together. They could call it Assket Base.

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