Thursday, October 22, 2015

HALLOWEENIE FUN: FIVE WORD HORROR STORIES


Manitou and Regan have been busy.





Nothing gets in the way of life and Halloween blogging more than.... well, life.

It's a shame we have not been able to post as much as we want. Last year I grooved and ghouled through a pile of books that were considered horrors best. The only book I have I have read so far this October month is Burnt Offerings by Robert Marasco.





The film is an all time favorite.





So when I got the chance to sneak in some reading this was the first thing my fingers rested upon.





Sadly, this looks to be maybe the only book I shall get to read. Even sadder was the fact that it wasn't all that great.





On the writing front I stumble and stagnate even greater. Today being my day off though I thought I would try. Something I saw gave me an even bigger push.







Last season I did a blog of ten word horror stories. That sure was fun.

So then today I saw someone mention five word horror stories. Boy, is that going to be hard!  Fun fun again again though.... and away we go:


1) Woke up smiling. Died laughing.



2) Going to Moms house. Yikes.



3) Beasts fed. Stomach my home.



4) Forest blooming. Ground is bleeding.



5) This apocalypse makes me hungry.



6) Corpses reanimated from Halloween's arrival.



7) The darkness breeds maniacal children.



8) Flesh is gorging itself quietly.



9) Humanity tastes like rotting meat.



10) Cars. Pedestrians. Metal. Bones. Party.



11) Stillborn babies for wicked parents.











Friday, October 16, 2015

FEEEEEEEET LOAF: 'TIS WHAT'S FOR HALLOWEEN DINNER






Chopped at the ankle-
'tis a meaty good loaf-
fit for a stomach-

whether royal or oaf.
Shavings for toe nails-
fruity and ripe-
let us pray in the morning
we won't forget how to wipe.








 Praying in the morning-
it's what we will do-
after eating this feet loaf-
may God help us poo.
May our TP be strong-
and our endurance be lots-
as we sit on the throne-
and wipe off the clots!