To Manitou, 666 and Beyond!

Hey people it’s Regan here. Manitou recently did a 50th blog tribute to his Filthiness yours truly featuring some movies he would like to see me in. And he’s right - I would be damn great in those movies! So that got my pea soup brain sparking, and I was thinking about all kinds of movies that would be great starring my Indian King of Slime, Space and Pus, Manitou. I mean damn look at how freakin' handsome he is!

So here are just a few I came up with.

• The Future Pus-eidon Adventure

The year is 3010. The human race has discovered that pus which is completely all natural and doesn’t harm the environment, can be useful in many different ways such as removing candle wax, revitalizing leather, keeping windows frost free and also makes an excellent grease cutter and roach repellent; along with 1000’s of other uses. The pus is made in lakes using bacteria formations

and then it is siphoned down to a deep underground manufacturing plant.

There’s an explosion at the plant and 1000’s of gallons of pus are spilled from tanks into the manufacturing cave killing many, and trapping others.

Manitou plays a fearless pus plant worker that risks his own life to save a set of 10 plant associates by making their way to the top through the thick pus. One of many nail-biting scenes involves Manitou swimming like a rocket smoothly through the pus, while the line of 10 people all hold on in a line like a centipede.

• Every Which Way With an Indian

Clint Eastwood is a truck driver for a sex toy supply company. He lives in a small shack behind his best friend and his mother and a female orangutan.

One evening while driving to the local warehouse to make a delivery with his pet orangutan, he sees a very short man with a bubble butt and long scraggly black hair. He pulls over and the man climbs in. The man describes himself as the Manitou. He introduces his orangutan to Manitou and explains how he has been looking for a mate for her as her addiction to the sex toys has become overbearing.

A great friendship begins and they travel the country together. There is a disturbing sex scene where the orangutan defiles Manitou while he is in his deep Indian coma like slumber. The orangutan becomes pregnant from this union.

The climactic ending involves the orangutan giving birth to a very strange looking fair skinned creature with bulging eyes and they decide to call it an orangitou.

The sequel will involve this orangitou creature going through a difficult adolescence.

• Spider Manitou

Manitou would make a much better Peter Parker. I mean just imagine his sexy little tight body with that nice bubble butt in that spidee suit!

Orphaned as a child after being spit forth from a neck cyst. A radioactive spider bites him on his nipple while he is nude and performing a skinning ritual of a stick.

The next morning he wakes up while still in the nude and notices his right nipple has grown into the size of a large lumpy deformed grape. But he feels so powerful and discovers he can scale walls

and can shoot a sticky substance from this overgrown nipple that will stick to things and he can then hang from. He has also developed a precognitive sense of people who do not like midgets.

Assuming the name Spider Manitou he decides to use his powers to fight all of the midget haters in the world by capturing them and making them hang out with his loving beautiful family.

The story is really quite heartwarming.

So here’s to the continuous blend of meat pies and peas with NO corn or spinach, and on to blog number 666 and beyond! I am having the time of my life and this pea-cake is looking forward to lots more lovey dovey horror, filth and gore until  my peas are old and decrepit!

Signed,

Filthy Reagn

Originally Posted on September 6, 2010