Chopped at the ankle-
'tis a meaty good loaf-
fit for a stomach-
whether royal or oaf.
Shavings for toe nails-
fruity and ripe-
let us pray in the morning
we won't forget how to wipe.
Praying in the morning-
it's what we will do-
after eating this feet loaf-
may God help us poo.
May our TP be strong-
and our endurance be lots-
as we sit on the throne-
and wipe off the clots!
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