Thursday, October 16, 2014

SLICES OF HALLOWEEN- SUSHI SNACK TIME





The sushi that was supposed to be my lunch quivered, then oozed over the plate. I should have jumped up from the table and ran. At least my good sense told me so. But when you walk into a sushi buffet and find your meal coming to life, well... good sense seems like such a distant possibility. Besides, my fright and confusion had me glued to the seat.

I wasn't going anywhere.

I looked around the restaurant expecting to see a horror show beyond my own. All I saw were people eating and having conversation. From this sight I was able to deduce a horrific thought. I was the only one who had bothered with the sushi.

Frozen to my seat, I looked back down at the plate. The grains of rice all around the sides of what had been some kind of raw fish sharpened and now resembled tiny nails. The fishy smelling jelly in the middle of these rice nails looked as if it were morphing into something much larger. When I picked it from the buffet line it looked to be about the size of an eye socket. It was now ever widening like a maw opening in anticipation of snack time.

Rice flew from the center of the mouth piece and when they smashed me in the face they left dents in my skin.

Teeth rose up from gums dripping with what I had thought to be sriracha sauce.

Now I knew better.

It was saliva.

I was too scared to move.

It was time to die.

The teeth sank into my flesh and I felt warm all over.

The jellied saliva invaded the wound on my face.

Though I was hardly able to smile, somewhere deep down inside of me I felt one coming on. For I was amused. My sushi had become a predatory diner and I had become its lunch. This kind of fucked up my head, along with my day.




HALLOWEEN POETRY- PUMPKIN MAN




My sword is long-
sharp with steel.
I live to cut-
it's what I feel.
Kneel before me-
an offering nice.
Through the neck-
I begin to slice-
juices running-
like drink from can-
slicing the veins
of a pumpkin man.
Lips on tap-
like slurping beer-
keeps me drunk-
until next year.


SLICES OF HALLOWEEN- HAPPY TEARS





The old lady in the fall out shelter opened the book to page one and looked down at the children.

"Are you ready for another dose of the happily ever after?" She beamed.

There was no response.

The woman paused-
then began to read.

Just a few words in she had to stop.

A single tear escaped her eye, only to find itself trapped in the crevice made by a wrinkle on her face.

She cleared her throat-
prepared for the tears that would follow-
then continued reading-

It would be okay-
she knew this-
For these were happy tears.

As the words flowed like wine onto her drying lips she looked down at her grandchildren.
They were nothing but bones now-
having been picked by her of all their meat and flesh.

Life after the nuclear holocaust had been much better than she could ever have imagined-
though now
she was the only one left in the shelter-
and she wasn't sure how long she could ignore the rumblings of hunger.





HALLOWEEN POETRY- LOVE ME A LATTE




Starbucks, Starbucks-
coffee cup-
burns so hot-
I drink it up.
Need a lift
of caffeine stat-
instead got acid
from a boiling vat.
First scorched lips
fell from my face-
I longer resemble
the human race-
burned my mouth-
like flesh on sun-
down my throat-
didn't seem much fun.
All my organs-
curdled with spew-
I melted from man
right into goo.
If you see me oozing-
don't be a hater-
I hope someone comes along
and drinks me later.


HALLOWEEN POETRY- THE EVIL PUMPKIN





There's a pumpkin on the block
with a candle in its hole-
hasn't yet been lighted-
so the pumpkin has no soul-
but when the fires lit
and the night it comes to pass-
the pumpkin will be human-
even though it has no ass.
So stay upon the sidewalk-
you can look, but never feel-
this pumpkin it is evil-
those close become a meal.
Just let it glow the night-
in hallowed pumpkin fest-
then November first, implosion-
as it rots with all the rest.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

HALLOWEEN POETRY- WARMEST WISHES AND GUT FILLED DISHES




Pumpkins are carved-
the wounds are all fresh.
Halloween is coming-
there are bumps on my flesh-
ghoulies and goblins-
to race through the street-
decapitated heads
will fall down to feet.
The moon will be bleeding-
drenching crimson on sky-
clouds making shapes-
like monsters that fly-
it's all Hallows eve-
who could want more?
When Thanksgiving comes
we'll have plates full of gore.
Then Christmas time hits
like a hammer on head.
Santa claws cutting-
flesh living and dead-
then fill up the chalice
as we rock New Years Eve-
let go of the malice
like a drunken spewed heave.
The time now has come
as another year passed-
all of us sicko's-
we had such a blast.
It's months upon months
of new days and starts-
and leftovers simmering
to warm stomachs and hearts.






Wednesday, October 8, 2014

HALLOWEEN POETRY- MAKER BAKER





Baker baker-
make me bread-
drenched with blood from all the dead-
a perfect feast-
like cake and tea-
as all their powers
ooze into me.